The First

So once I really get into this blogging malark and end up with 55,000 posts which all my adoring fans will adore, this will be the first, the springboard, the foundations.
Let's see what's occurring:
It's the 16th April 2010, the sun is shining, the sky is blue, although not cloudless. I have far too many things to do to have enough time to make a blog but there we go. I look like a tramp but my hair smells nice. My right thigh muscle hurts and I don't know why. My socks should be in the bin but I'm wearing them (one of many ways in which I look like tramp). It's Friday, which means tomorrow is Saturday which means the next day is Sunday which means the next day is Monday which means I have 2.5 days of the Easter holidays left before I must return to the unnerving, uncomfortable place known as school.

Not long now.

Let the blogging commence...